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A Perfect Crime Part 21

"Can't let those go to waste," said Roger, lifting one off Ned's plate. "Mind if I emulate you?" he asked, and ate it off the shell; his lips glistened. "You're so right," he said. "There's no other way."

"Excuse me," Francie said, and went to the bathroom.

Her face in the mirror: still looking normal. How was it possible, with Roger at his very worst? With what she was doing to Anne? And Ned-why was he asking questions he knew the answers to? Yet there was her face. Normal. Why wasn't it an ultrasound of what was happening inside, like Anne's? She splashed cold water on it anyway.

Anne came in, talked to her in the mirror. "Isn't this fun?" she said. "You never told me Roger was so smart."

Anne went into the single cubicle, and then came the tinkling sound of her urine flowing into the bowl. "And so distinguished-looking," she continued unself-consciously, as though they were sisters. "Can I ask you something personal?"

"Sure," Francie said, and in the mirror her expression changed. It was the eyes: they grew alert, like an animal's, even those of a dangerous one.

"Why didn't you and Roger have children?"

Finally, something that made her face change. It crumpled.

"Francie? Have I said something wrong?"

"No." Face still crumpled, but voice even. "We wanted them but it was a physical impossibility."

"I'm sorry."

"Nothing to be sorry about. It happens all the time. We got over it."

Francie heard her tear off a strip of toilet paper. "Em was so impressed with you."

"It was mutual," Francie said. Her face began to smooth itself out.

"Really? You liked her?"

"Who wouldn't?"

Anne came out of the cubicle. "What nice soaps," she said, and washed her hands. Their gazes met in the mirror. "Do you have any sisters, Francie?"

"No."

"Neither do I. I always wanted one."

Francie handed her one of the plush little towels folded on the granite sink top.

"Are you mad at me?" Anne said.

"Why would I be mad at you?"

"The way I played. Will you ever forgive me?"

"I don't think like that."

"Oh, I know you don't, Francie. You're like a lion-that's how I think of you-strong, proud, loyal."

"Stop it."

"If only you'd told me about that"-Anne lowered her voice-"pressure gauge"-and raised it-"earlier, we would have won that goddamn match."

"Next year," Francie said, although she knew she couldn't bear a whole year of dinners like this, ski weekends, double-dating, conspiracy.

Anne grinned. "Is that a promise?"

"Francie's promised we're going to try again next year," Anne said.

"I'll put it on my calendar," Roger said before calling for another bottle of Montrachet.

He went to the bathroom between the entree and dessert, as Francie knew he would. She'd been his wife for a long time, was familiar with his bladder capacity.

"How awful would it be if I stole one of those soaps?" Anne said.

"Which one?" Francie asked.

"Guess."

"The oatmeal."

"She knows me so well, Ned." And to Francie: "Do you think it would be all right?"

"I'm sure they budget for it," Francie said.

So Anne went, too. And then they were alone.

Their eyes met. "You never told me what a shit he is," Ned said.

"Didn't I?"

"No. Why the hell did you marry him? Or is that out of bounds?"

"You can ask me anything," Francie said. "He was different then."

"No one changes that much."

"And maybe I misjudged him. He seemed so . . . original to me then."

"Original? He's a throwback, Francie."

"It's not that simple," she said. She didn't like the way Ned was looking at her, as though her stock had fallen in his eyes because of the company she kept. "And please, don't bring out your tool bag. It's been a long, slow decline, maybe worse since he lost his job, which you knew about, if I'm not mistaken."

"I was just making conversation."

"Were you?"

"No." He smiled, a rueful, boyish smile, and looked . . . adorable, even at a time like that. Francie reached out with her foot, felt for his, found it.

"A long, slow decline," she said. "I didn't realize the extent of it, until . . ."

"Until what?"

"Till you came in your kayak."

Ned's eyes changed. She knew what he was going to say before he said it, was already thinking the same thing. "I want you," he said.

They looked at each other in a way they shouldn't have, not in a public place.

"Monday night," he said. "At the cottage."

"Monday?"

"There's no show-they're broadcasting the Pops Christmas concert."

Francie thought, We can't. But she didn't say it.

"Six-thirty?" he said.

Francie thought, No. Ned's foot pressed against hers; that little touch, through shoe leather and so far from erogenous zones, nevertheless sent a wave of sensation through her so powerful, it almost made her gasp. She couldn't get that no out, began having counterthoughts like how can one more time hurt? and if I'm saying good-bye it should be in person, and then Roger was back, and Ned's foot was gone.

"So," said Roger, picking his napkin off the chair and replacing it in his lap as he sat down, "what's the plan?"

"The plan?" said Francie.

"Just coffee? Or perhaps something sweet."

Francie had coffee, Roger and Ned cognac, Anne a cake called death by chocolate.

"This is incredible," Anne said, "but I can't possibly finish it. Anybody want some?"

No one did.

The bill came. Roger took it from the waiter's hand.

"Wait a minute," Ned said. "Let's split it, at least."

"Sharesies?" said Roger. "After you win that lottery. No, this is my treat. Mine and Francie's, that is. It's been a pleasure."

"But Roger, it was my idea," said Anne.

"And a very good one. We'll do it again soon."

Outside a cold wind was blowing. Anne and Francie stood hunched inside their coats while the men went to the parking garage across the street.

"Do you think it's true what they say about oysters, Francie?"

"No."

Anne was quiet for a moment. "Then maybe it's the wine."

"What is?"

"If it's not the oysters."

Francie was silent.

"Having an effect on me. If you know what I mean." Anne looked at Francie sideways. "Can I ask you something?"

"I'm going to kill you," Francie said.

Anne laughed. "Sorry. And sorry for saying sorry. But it's kind of . . . intimate."

"Ask away."

"In a marriage," Anne said, "after you've been together for some time, if you see what I'm getting at. What do you do to keep him-to keep things stimulating?"

Francie felt sick.

"I don't mean you personally. What does one do? I read in Cosmo-on Cosmo, actually-that some men like dirty talk. In bed, I mean, during . . ."

"I don't think it's a matter of tricks," Francie said, realizing the truth of it as she spoke.

"Then what is it?"

"Enthusiasm." That had been missing from her bed-hers and Roger's in the days they shared it-if not from the start, then certainly since their procreative fiasco.

Anne nodded; Francie could see she was making a mental note.

The two cars drove out of the parking garage, stopped in front of Huitres. "Good night," Francie said. And she thought, Good-bye. Have the fucking strength to make it good-bye, good-bye to you both.

"Night, Francie," said Anne, getting into Ned's car. She smiled over the top of the door. "Enthusiasm-I should have known."

Francie went to bed alone. She lay awake for a long time, staring at the ceiling. Then she got up, found sleeping pills in the back of the medicine cabinet, left over from the bouts of sleeplessness that followed the last artificial insemination. She took two, returned to bed, waited for them to act, which at last they did.

Anne went to bed with Ned. They lay in the darkness.

"How were your oysters?" she asked.

"Fine."

"Mine, too. Better than that."

"That's good."

"I've decided I love oysters." She moved closer to him, not quite touching. Enthusiasm, but perhaps Cosmo was right, too. Why not come out with all guns blasting, as Francie would? She put her mouth to his ear, breathed into it. His whole body tensed gratifyingly, giving her the courage to go on. In a low voice she said, "I love your cock, Ned. I want to . . . do things to it." She reached down his body.