"I don't know what's the matter with you, Willie. I don't see why you're acting so mean. You know very well that nickel in your pocket, on the right-hand side, is mine. Now, I ask you for the last time: Please give it to me."
Margery held out her hand, but Willie, excited, perhaps, by the presence of the newcomers, seemed to lose all sense of the fitness of things, for he dashed Margery's hand rudely aside, and shouted angrily:
"Aw, go on! What do you think I am? I'll give you that nickel when I'm good and ready, and not before!"
"O-oh!" the newcomers chorused, in horror, and the young lady who had already spoken to Margery exclaimed to the lady of the papers:
"Oh, Rosie, ain't he just awful?"
Then she turned to Margery.
"You poor thing! What's your name?"
Margery told her.
"Margery, did you say? Well, Margery, let me introduce you to my friend, Rosie O'Brien. Rosie, this is my friend, Margery."
"Glad to know you," Rosie said, putting out the hand that was unenc.u.mbered with papers. "And her name," Rosie continued, indicating the introductress of the moment before, "is Janet McFadden. Janet, won't you shake hands with my friend, Margery?"
Janet would, and did so most cordially. Then, pointing with her thumb over her shoulder, not deigning to waste even a glance on Willie Jones, she inquired haughtily:
"And what does he answer to?"
Margery told her.
"Huh! Well, we'll Willie-Jones him, all right, before we're through with him!"
Now, it has been said that for every great cause a leader springs up.
This, no doubt, is also true of lesser causes. At any rate, the businesslike manner in which Miss Janet McFadden proceeded at once to roll up her sleeves was enough to convince one that the cause of Margery's nickel had called forth its champion--a champion, be it added, not only willing but able.
"Lay down your papers, Rosie," was Janet's first command, "and put a stone on them so's they won't blow away. That's right. Now I guess we're ready."
Willie Jones was regarding them all with dark looks, tinged, perhaps, with just a shade of concern.
"Say there, you better look out what you think you're doing! If you're not careful some of you'll get hurt!"
Janet McFadden answered this warning with an order to her own forces:
"Now, girls, don't hurt him any more than you can help!"
Willie Jones spluttered with rage, and while he was spluttering Janet murmured tersely:
"Now's our time! When I count three, we'll go for him. I'll go for his arms; Rosie, you grab his legs and feet; and Margery can make for his pocket. Now! One--two--three!"
Willie Jones put up a gallant fight, but what, pray, are two stout arms against six just as stout? What, say, avails two strong legs that are pressed, hugged, jammed together by a human snake who has twisted herself about them, and is sitting on their helpless feet?
The violence of the contest was over in a moment, and Janet was urging:
"Quick, Margery, quick! His pocket!"
But when you're not trained to the business, it's fearfully hard to slip your hand deftly into some one else's pocket. Margery bungled, and Janet, impatient at her slowness, loosened slightly her own hold. On the instant, Willie Jones wrenched one arm free, dived into his pocket, and before his captors knew what he was about had pulled up the nickel and popped it into his mouth.
"You villain!" cried Janet McFadden, unspeakably incensed at this fresh outrage. "You spit that nickel right out! Do you hear me?"
Willie Jones made no answer. His mouth was too tightly shut to answer.
Janet would have shaken him soundly, but Margery stopped her.
"Be careful, Janet, be careful! If he was to swallow it I never would get it back!"
Willie Jones's face lit up, and he nodded his head vigorously.
For a moment Janet McFadden was silent, then she laughed.
"All right; let him swallow it if he wants to! But if he does he'll turn green as gra.s.s and die of blood poison, won't he, Rosie?"
"You bet he will!" Miss...o...b..ien called up from below. "By this time to-morrow he'll be dead! Then the patrol wagon'll come for him, and they'll carry him off to the morgue like that Dago that dropped dead on our street. You remember about him, don't you, Janet?"
"Sure I do. He had earrings in his ears."
The earrings seemed to be too much for Willie Jones. The look of triumph slowly faded from his face.
"Go ahead, swallow it!" Janet McFadden gently urged. She waited a moment, then declared emphatically: "Well, if he won't swallow it he's got to spit it out; that's all there is about it! Here, Rosie, we're going to lay him down on his stummick, so you lift his legs up. He can't do a thing--I've got his arms."
Willie Jones struggled, apparently on principle, not surely with any conviction that his struggling would avail him. In a moment Janet had him down and placed to her liking. A crowd was gathering, so there was no time to lose.
"Now, then, Margery," Janet commanded, "quick! Grab his nose and hold it shut real tight! That'll make his mouth open if anything will."
This time Margery did her part without bungling, and in spite of the look of reproach that Willie gave her. His time was come. He held in as long as the human engine can, then exploded. The force of the explosion blew the nickel out of his mouth, and, lo, all Margery had to do was pick it up.
Thus the struggle ended.
Janet and the faithful Rosie, releasing their captive, jumped nimbly aside, and, amid the jeers of the onlookers, Willie Jones got slowly to his feet.
"Aw, shucks! You call that fair--three against one?"
Janet answered at once:
"I call anything fair when there's more on the girl's side!"
Turning her back on Willie Jones, Janet put an affectionate arm about Margery's shoulder.
"Are you going to spend your nickel, Margery?"
Margery thought she was.
"Candy?"