Chapter 199

The Demon Lord’s Wives’ Offensive

“Aaaand we’re back . ”

“That we are . ”

Lefi and I announced our presence as we stepped through the door inside the cave and entered the true throne room .

“Welcome home, Darlin’!”

“Welcome home, Darling!”

I was immediately greeted by both Lyuu and Nell . The pair had voiced their lines in the sweetest, sultriest tones they could manage and even blown a kiss for added effect . Both girls had taken up the exact same pose, one that they had obviously coordinated ahead of time . They had bent over whilst pulling their arms behind their backs in order to emphasize their cleavage .

“…So I’m already starting to feel pretty hungry . What’s for dinner tonight, Leila?” I walked right past both girls and headed towards the kitchen in order to address the one individual I trusted to have remained sane .

“We’ll be having doria tonight, My Lord . ”

“Doria? Nice . I love doria . Can’t wait . ”

“W-what the heck, Master!? Don’t just ignore us!” Lyuu spun around and grabbed me by the shoulders in a desperate attempt to dissuade me from continuing towards the kitchen . “At least tell us how you felt! Come on! Anythin’ll do! Look how hard we, your adorable wives, are tryin’ to knock your socks off! Can’t you see how sexy these poses are!?”

“Sexy…? You mean embarrassing?” I asked . “I can’t even look at you two right now . ”

“That’s gotta be ’cause they were totally workin’ way too well, right?”

I don’t know about you, but all I’m getting out of this is a cringe . Evidently, I wasn’t the only one to have thought that the girls had embarrassed themselves . In fact, Nell was so ashamed that she had turned to face a corner, squatted down, and hid her face with her hands . She was, quite literally, red all the way up to her ears . Which means this is probably another one of Lyuu’s “bright” ideas .

Unlike the warwolf, the hero had been showing signs of embarrassment from the get-go . In fact, it seemed that she had really pushed herself to go through with it, as she had started trembling by the time she blew a kiss .

“…Where did you learn that dumb pose anyway?” I asked .

“I saw you show it to the kids when you were playin’ with them, Master . And I remember it made ya grin from ear to ear,” she said . “I know you’re more attracted to kids than adults, but I thought you might like to see us doin’ it too . ”

“…So I’ve got plenty to comment about that . But first of all, could you not make it sound like I’m some sort of child molestor? Because I’m not . ”

“You ain’t…? Really…?” asked Nell, wide-eyed .

“Why does that come as a surprise…?”

I wasn’t very amused . I certainly had taught the girls a bunch of silly shit while we were playing house, but it wasn’t because I was some sort of sick pervert . While I certainly was grinning from ear to ear, it wasn’t because I was getting off . Rather, I just found the juxtaposition ironically entertaining . You hear that, FBI? It was just for shits and giggles . I’m innocent . And definitely not a sexual deviant . Definitely .

The time I spent conversing with Lyuu allowed Nell to shake off a little bit of her initial embarrassment . She took her hands off her face and turned back towards us . “See, Lyuu? I told you this wouldn’t work,” she groaned, “Yuki only gets turned on by children! There’s no way we could’ve possibly knocked his socks off!”

“That ain’t true, Nell! I’m sure Master’s real happy . I bet he’s just tryin’ his best not to let it show ‘cause he’s embarrassed . He’s still grinnin’, just on the inside,” said Lyuu . “The difference between us and the littler girls is that he ain’t able to stop his smile from comin’ up to the surface when he sees them do it ‘cause it makes him too excited to hold it all in . ”

“Girls, please . This whole conversation seems predicated on the assumption that I get turned on by children . Which I do not,” I said . “Knock it off already . ”

Much to my annoyance, neither of the two seemed to acknowledge the claim in any which way, but they at least stopped talking about it . Mostly because Lefi had happened to decide to join the conversation .

“You are certainly putting your best efforts into impressing him, Lyuu . ”

“O’course I am!” she declared, peppily . “I ain’t just any other maid anymore! I’ve gone and turned into one of Master’s wives too!” The maid’s face slowly reddened as she spoke . “And that means I gotta make him real happy!”

It almost physically pains me to admit this, but that big embarrassed smile is pretty cute in its own right . Th