Chapter 106

The Last of the 36 Strategems1

The next day, I logged in, and did the first matter of business. As I thought, I have to pull the Queen, whos stuck to me, off.

German Suplex! One, two, three-!

And, I threw her. Of course, I didnt have something like a Throw Skill so, although there was a large sound, there was absolutely no damage.

Youre so horrible, first thing in the morning!

The Queen vehemently protested, but your Bonus Time has ended! I declared, and she became quiet. In this world, things like adult interactions are inferior by a bit. When you speak, if you dont CLEARLY say it, it wont come across, and ideas like, Read the mood, will become oppressive to the one youre speaking to.

Without holding back, you grope a persons body all you want do you not have any shame?

I try asking the Queen, who seems that shell continue pursuit, but she brushed it off with the retort, None when it comes to you, you know? and I was immediately taken aback. Nono, what will you do if you receive a Counter Punch from me?

Anyway, Ive paid my losers fee, so Im leaving.

So saying, when I tried to leave the room, riding on the mood she said, A little more~, so I brought out the rose whip, tied her up with , and threw her on top of the bed. Im going to have to buy a new whip.

This kind of play isnt in my taste-!

Saying that and the like, the Queen struggled, but she couldnt get out. For crying out loud, even though Id be more comfortable for the cold interactions she has towards other people.

Finally I exit the castle (this time I properly walked out the main door), thinking to take stroll around town. Its about time for me to want to properly raise the levels of Assaulting Kick and Whip, so first Ill want buy a whip in place of the one I parted with. So thinking, I was about to head towards town when an old man carrying a cane with green hair drew closer.

I beg your pardon; are you Earth-sama?

Wrong person.

Kaa- Kaa- Kaa-

That shouldnt be I had heard that Earth-sama has black hair, black eyes, and carries a bow.

Like I said, wrong person.

A~ho- A~ho- A~ho-

I feel like I can hear some weird crow calls, but I will absolutely deny this with all my might. As for why, this person in front of me isnt a player or a fairy I understand hes a dragon. I can tell that the air that was around the green dragon that dropped by yesterday is also coming from this old man.

In the first place, there are a lot of people that have black hair and black eyes, and there are also a lot of people carrying bows, you know?

I forcibly push my reasoning. Its one of the methods of negotiation; I will have my way here.

And so, its inconceivable that you would mistake me for this Earth person.

A liar? A coward? Say whatever you want. If a dragon comes, theres already no doubt that its for cooking. But theres no compensation, and it uses up my herbs. If I service the dragons any more than this, Ill go bankrupt. A, thats right, I have to add herbs to the list of what I have to buy.

Then, excuse me.

While saying that, even while being flustered inside, I manage to feign my usual calmness and maintain my poker face, leaving casually. Here, I cant look b

ack, nor can I run off. Just one of these movements would greatly unravel everything and the guy will realize its a lie.

Even so, according to the legend, theyre supposed to be existences who live in isolation, but have these isolated existences (laugh) come into society before we knew it? Can you fill your stomach with pride!? are famous words; such a change might be occurring among the dragons. The origin of that is something I know, huh?

But its a fact that I cannot continue to offer dishes one after another. If theres someone whos doing chef play then it would be fine, but Im an adventurer so I should be going on adventures. Please spare me from continuing to cook any more than this. That food as well, the previous day I made it for that little lady; if she ate it as if it was a dessert, it will probably last her 2 weeks. We used the fairies specialty heat insulation box, after all.

I buy a new whip in the form of a chain, the Chain Whip, and buy herbs and vegetables at the grocers. I was in a situation where I was worried about the daily meals, so with this I can rest assured. I still have plenty of seasonings that I bought from Faust.

In the first place, my cooking isnt food thats to be eaten in the restaurant; at the beginning my goal was eating food made from the game I caught that day, out at a campsite; before I realized it, all of a sudden Ive gone astray. Ive also felt that its not quite at the level to say Ive gone astray, but if I think about it, Ill lose.

Now I have to find an inn to stay at today. As long as it has a decent price and decent beds, Ill have no complaints. In the worst case, Im even willing to sleep in the stables. Previously, when I had been escaping from the Queen, the inn that I was running to was a good inn, but now where would that be?

When I looked around, searching for a suitable inn, the old man Id met in front of the castle and the Queen appeared. I tried to pass through with an innocent look, but my shoulder was grabbed.

You really are Earth-sama!

Restraining me with the Rose Whip is too cruel!

The two are rushing at me from my left and right shoulder, but I only have one response.

Wrong person!

I immediately chant and , shook off their hands, and soared off into the sky, landing on top of the roofs.

You will not escape!

Hold it!

From behind there are voices, but I cant hear you, I cant understand anything youre saying, I dont want to. I use and dash off in one go. I catch a glimpse of an inn in the corner of my eye, so I run towards it.

If he enters an inn, well have lost!

Understood; let us catch him!

Dudes, what am I, a criminal? Retorting so in my heart, I run through to the inns roof. A loud noise, *dakadakadakadaka* sounds from the roof; I feel apologetic towards the people who are below in the inn.

Fast!

How unlucky!

With I leap successfully into the inn at the very last second. Towards the startled innkeeper I ask, How much is it for one night here? Even while hes startled he respondes, F,fifty Glo, so I hand over 50Glo and quickly receive the key. Using once again, I leap up to room 204, that is a room on the second floor, and put my hand on the doorknob.

Waaaaaait!

I will be scolded by His Highness!

I hear that, but theres no way Ill wait. Just like that I open the door, slip into the room, and lock the door.

Victory.-!

Because I just barely managed to escape, the strength left my body. I no longer want to be in the Fairy Country; because of todays matter I might be treated like a wanted man. If I dont immediately leave tomorrow

A/n: Were almost done with the Fairy Country Arc.

SKILLS

[Wind-Blown Hunting Bow]Lv18 1UP

[Assaulting Kick]Lv22

[Farsight]Lv53

[Craftsmanship]Lv58

[Small Shield]Lv 6

[Stealth]Lv41

[Physical Ability Reinforcement]Lv36 1UP

[Chivalrous Thief]Lv28

[Whip]Lv37

[Fairy Language]Lv99 (Forced Acquisition) (Unable to be moved to Reserved Skills)

Reserved Skills

[Woodworking]Lv39

[Blacksmithing]Lv40

[Alchemy]Lv43

[Advanced Cooking]Lv13

ExP 4

Titles Possessed: The One who Charmed Even the Fairy Queen, The One who Defeated a Great Foe Alone, The One Involved with Eastern and Western Dragons, Wanted (Fairy Country)

NickNames: Fairy King Candidate(jealous), Chef of the Battlefield-san