"Thank you very much!"(???)

What's this racket about, lemme sleep. Wait, What?

I opened my eyes.

What's this 'bout, did I survive? Am I finally receiving good luck for once? Wait why're these people looking at me. They're annoying…

So what can I make of this predicament? Mmm, I was informed of a request, solved it, had a dude throw a knife at me, I fell, and everything went dark. For now lemme gather information.

"Au."(Satou)

Hah? Umm, what the h.e.l.l. One more time.

"Au"(Satou)

What the..

"AU, AU, AU ,AU"(Satou)

WHAT THE h.e.l.l, I CAN'T SPEAK..

Oh wait, maybe I can talk to them through gestures.

I moved my arm and I saw my hand.

My arm is like a infant's. Maybe I reincarnated? Nah, those only happen in novels, I'm just hallucinating this. Snap out me…

"He's trying to talk!"(???)

"He seems like he'll be an energetic one."(???)

Mmm? They're talking bout me. Wait a minute, why is there a nun and one last question. Who the h.e.l.l has such long ears. Oh wait long ears… Rings a bell somewhere. Mmm. Oh I get it! She's an el…..

OH s.h.i.+T SHE'S AN ELF, LIKE THOSE NOVELS I READ IN MIDDLE SCHO… Wait those were fantasy novels.

Well this confirms it. Haah, why can't I ever get simple things. Well I guess this confirms I've reincarnated, so what should my plan be? If its like those novels, which I'm basing this on. This world should be technology behind. I need to gather more information. Well lets try calling for my parents first.

"Au?"(Satou)

"Mmm, he's asking something."(Nun)

"Oba san, I don't think the brat is old enough to make questions."(???)

Now, who is this Blond haired b.a.s.t.a.r.d? I'm 24 for your information. Oh wait, I'm a baby now. Well, then mental age. Wait they wouldn't know that.

The nun gave a light reply to the kid's answer.

"Its plausible. Let me explain this clearly, baby. I am Tomoyo the head priest of this church."(Tomoyo)

She pointed to the long haired, long eared, blond girl who has deep blue eyes. Is she European? Oh wait, no that's not it this is another world. And with those ears she couldn't even be considered a human, only a unique human.

"This here is your elder sister, Kinata"(Tomoyo)

"H-h.e.l.lo, Zail, I'm Kinata"(Kinata)

She does a light wave.

She looks like she lacks confidence, I can foresee trouble, moreover she's my sister, and elder sister at that. Come on sis, show more confidence. It's practically your job to be a role model.

I make a reply, although I can't talk.

"Au."(Zail)

For a split second everyone looked at me in a daze. Hey, what's wrong? Did time freeze or something? Hey?

"Au?"(Zail)

Everyone snapped back into reality.

"O-oh, umm. may I ask a question? D-did he just reply or was it coincidence?"(Green haired girl)

"A coincidence for sure! A brat like him was just born, there's no way a brat can think clearly."(Blond haired b.a.s.t.a.r.d)

Such weird hair colours, green, red, blue, and this b.a.s.t.a.r.d needs to shut up or I'll show him what it means to insult me. Not to brag but I mastered all languages on earth, even the vaguely understood languages.

"H-he's not a brat, he's Zail"(Kinata)

Oi, say some more, or some time in the future his head is going to have holes full of lead.

"So, you have already decided on his name? Sounds like a odd name, but it is something I expect from the elves."(Tomoyo)

"U-un, father and mother decided on it before they died. If it was a male, Zail. If it was a female, Zorel."(Kinata)

And people say I have a weird naming sense.

"But to have a cursed child, who has both black hair and has different eye colours."(Tomoyo)

"P-please don't abandon us."(Kinata)

"We won't. Children are what make up the next generation, no good getting rid of one."(Tomoyo)

She has a good point. Hold on what's this about being cursed and having no parents. He-hey tell me, please.

"Aa au"(Zail)

"Mmm, he's probably saying "why do I have no parents and what's this about being cursed" or something along those lines."(Tomoyo)

Wha? Telepathy, or can she read minds? This is uncomfortable, but I can use this.

"A"(Zail)

"Orc's-eye."(Tomoyo)

"How did you know?"(Red haired girl)

What's this orc's-eye? Is it supposed to be bull's-eye? Anyway, now, old lady tell me the information.

She used her arms and formed a cross and her answer was–

"Can't tell either of you, you have to make donations or buy information"(Tomoyo)

SERIOUSLY?

"SERIOUSLY"(All the children's voices)