Chapter 77 - Worthy of the G.o.d of War, a real man.

Edited by Divetus

Jing Huan sat completely stupefied in front of his computer, looking at his chatbox with Yearning For.

[Team] Kiss Kiss Fish Fish: ??

[Team] Love is For You to Eat: Its a joyous occasion

ah

.

[Team] Long Road Ahead: Youre pregnant, and you still came to do instances!!

Jing Huan responded, I didnt know

[Team] Love is For You to Eat: G.o.d Xiang is waiting for you outside.

Jing Huan snapped out of it and after bidding them farewell, jumped into Yearning Fors team.

The team channel was quiet, and no one said anything.

Jing Huan bit his lower lip, opened the game a.s.sistant embedded in the client, and input pregnancy.

The game a.s.sistant immediately sent him a long list of popular posts; the text was dense, exactly like the strategy guides for instances. Jing Huan couldnt help going forward and gathering up the posts,, carefully comparing them.

Cannot partic.i.p.ate in instances above three stars during pregnancy.

There is an additional 40% bonus for marital skills during pregnancy.

There is a 100% experience bonus for sitting in the courtyard during pregnancy.

Low-grade potions are not available during pregnancy.

Cant even use low-grade potions?

Poor people dont deserve to be pregnant, do they?!

NCH was really inhumane.

Jing Huan cursed them out while reading.

Will the child follow the scholar path or the warrior path? Xiang Huaizhi asked.

I dont know. Lets see if its a boy or a girl

ba

Jing Huan answered instinctively but was surprised afterward. Wha-what? You want to have the child?

Xiang Huaizhi paused. You dont want to?

Jing Huan:

This tone wasnt one asking for his opinion.

It was like an interrogation.

Jing Huan replied, Of course I do But you cant do instances once youre pregnant

ah

.

Xiang Huaizhi scrolled through the strategy posts. Can do ones that are three stars and below.

Jing Huan:

f.u.c.k.

Im going to kill the engineer who designed this.

Jing Huan struggled and asked, What about our team then?

Its just instances. They can find someone else to do them with. Xiang Huaizhi asked in a low voice, Do you want to have the child?

Do I dare say no?

Jing Huan scratched his head and squeezed a word out through his teeth, Yes!

Xiang Huaizhis eyes became lidded after hearing Jing Huans answer, and he continued looking at the official website.

Different from Jing Huan though, what he looked at wasnt pregnancy guides, but parenting guides instead.

The child system was an older feature of NCH, however it had just been updated at the beginning of this year. After the new release, children were no longer just the players trophies. Not only were there various kinds of novel ways to raise them, there was also a system of apprentices.h.i.+p in place now. After maturing, the children could even partic.i.p.ate in their parents battles.

Jing Huan muttered, This broken game, why didnt it tell me that I was pregnant earlier?

If it had said something earlier, he wouldve sneaked away on his own!

The housekeeper and servants in the house wouldve told you. Xiang Huaizhi said calmly.

Jing Huan: k2026;

Xiang Huaizhi continued, Have you talked to them lately?

No.

The housekeeper and servants could be interacted with to tell them to clean the house, but only indoors. Jing Huan didnt even deal with the weeds outside, let alone anything else about the house.

Xiang Huaizhi dragged their team back home and clicked on the servants.

[Servant: Congratulations!

Your

wife Xiao Tianjing is pregnant with a baby! [scatters flowers] ~ ~ The baby will be born in seven days! (during this period, Xiao Tianjings diet and lifestyle will affect her babys health)]

The system repeatedly stressed paying attention to a womans diet, and to put it bluntly, there was one key takeawayplease load your account with money.

Although Jing Huan never had a child or seen anyone else give birth to one before, he had once seen other players selling supplements in the store. The cheapest ones were still 10 gold, and it only added a little health value.

Money sinking game.

Jing Huan said, Gege, I think its fine if I dont eat any game items. Well still have a healthy baby.

You cant, Xiang Huaizhi expressed.

[Megaphone] Yearning For: Collecting birds nest tonic, whatever grade is fine, will pay extra for full grade. Collecting all kinds of childrens products, bring me the price, wholesale will earn a high price.

Jing Huan: ?

[World] Deer Ah: Holy s.h.i.+t, is Xiao Tianjing pregnant?

[World] My name is Dabai: Congratulations, G.o.d Xiang.

[World] Dont Ask when Ill Return: Congratulations, congratulations! Do you have any red envelopes!

[World] Ruo Ming: Xiao Tianjing, dont play in the arena for the next few days. My wife nearly miscarried our child when she played in the arena last time.

[World] Farewell By Scattering Ink: Xiao Tianjing, keep yourself well! After all, your womb is carrying the G.o.d of Wars son!

Jing Huan:

Havent you guys fallen too deep into this play?

[World] Praying to Buddha: No way, how long have you guys been married

ah

?? And already pregnant??? My wife and I went to Guanyin to pray for our son for half a year, but nothing happened. I even changed my username to this.

[World] Gambling Vanguard: G.o.d Xiang and Xiao Tianjings kid should be a demon, right? What sect do you think they will join?

[World] Drunken Song: Must be Mount Qiya, with the G.o.d of War.

[World] Gambling Vanguard: Wow. This baby will be born, and she will be part of Illusion servers most powerful family. Yearning Fors announcement means that he plans to feed her Birds Nest and Dragon Pearls every day

ba

.

The kid was lucky, although sadly, as soon as they would be born, they wouldnt have a mom.

After all, at Christmas, he and Yearning For were going to divorce.

Jing Huan was just thinking about it when a message popped up on the screen.

[Half Life has added you as a friend]

Jing Huans eyelids twitched.

What the h.e.l.l does this Lu Wenhao want?

[Stranger] Half Life: Are you there, G.o.ddess [shy]

[Stranger] Xiao Tianjing: Im not the original player.

[Stranger] Half Life: Really, then Ill go find the original players husband.

[Stranger] Xiao Tianjing: Im here. My roommate was just playing with my computer, but now Ive killed them.

[Stranger] Half Life:

[Stranger] Half Life: Youre so rough G.o.ddess, I like it.

You like it my a.s.s. The person that you like is your catfis.h.i.+ng ex.

[Stranger] Xiao Tianjing: Something up?

[Stranger] Half Life: Aiya G.o.ddess, dont be so cold. Our two guilds have reconciled, didnt your leader tell you?

[Stranger] Half Life: Its actually nothing. Ive heard your Loyalty to the Country, its very nice. Before, when our guilds were at war, I inadvertently killed you, and Ive always felt bad about it. Now I want to make up for it. [Birds Nest] I have supplements here. Add me as a friend, and Ill give you them to you free of charge. Hows that?

Jing Huan moved his hand and added him.

Whoever didnt want free stuff was an idiot. Besides, he had lost so much experience before, so it was time for Lu Wenhao to come back and show him some filial piety.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Thank you.

Looking at these words, Lu Wenhao kept feeling like they werent quite right.

Why did it look like the words were cursing him out

[Friend] Half Life: Where are you? Ill toss it to you.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Keep them on hand, Ill take it from you when Im free.

[Friend] Half Life: ? .Ooookaaaay.

Xiang Huaizhis game interface had nearly exploded from the friends notifications popping up all over the place.

Although supplements were expensive, they werent rare. He led the team to the main city trading point and traded for them one by one.

Lu Hang said, I think I have some supplements in the warehouse. Ill toss them to you later.

Xiang Huaizhi let out an en sound.

Lu Hang asked curiously, How many times have you guys gone to pray to Guanyin

ah

? Youre having a baby so quickly. I heard that after the update, children are very strong. Im currently planning to find a sister to cooperate with me and give birth to one.

I didnt go.

Thats impossible, how could she be pregnant if you didnt? When Lu Hang finished, he suddenly thought of something. Turning around, he made a face and asked, Have you been cheated on?

NCH wasnt that advanced; there was no cheating feature.

Xiang Huaizhi was in a good mood and didnt bother to kick up a fuss with him. Marriage bed.

Marriage bed Lu Hang was shocked.

After the children systems update, it wasnt easy to get pregnant. The probability of getting pregnant by praying to Guanyin wasnt high, and the probability of getting pregnant from the marriage bed was even lower, basically turning it into a lucky event.

Once, there had been players joking that, in order for the marriage bed to not be just a thing of little interest or value, the programmers had to reluctantly add this function.

He sincerely said, Awesome. Worthy of the G.o.d of War, a real man.

Xiang Huaizhi got some supplements from his warehouse and quickly tossed them all to the servants. Even if Jing Huan had wanted to stop him, he couldnt.

In the evening, Jing Huan took a bath early and was ready to go to the arena. Because of the guild war, they hadnt fought in the arena for a long time. Yearning For was fine; he had a lot of points, and he probably wouldnt fall off the list even if he stopped going for several months. It was different for Long Road Ahead, he had already been wailing about it in the voice channel for several days now.

Gege! I just finished was.h.i.+ng up

la

! Jing Huan wiped his hair and opened up his mic. Lets go to the arena

ba

.

Not fighting.

Why

ah

? Jing Huan froze. Do you have something to do?

You cant fight, itll hurt the child, Xiang Huaizhi said.

Jing Huan was shocked. Who said that!

The people in the world channel said it.

Youre actually looking at the world channel?

That wasnt the style of a great G.o.d. Dont all great G.o.ds block the world channel!

Jing Huan was angry and said in a low voice, No way. That person must have lied to us to deliberately prevent you from abusing them in the arena.

Xiang Huaizhi let out an en sound, Then, he succeeded.

Jing Huan released his mouse and collapsed.

Wasnt this just a d.a.m.n in-game pregnancy?

How had it become as if he was pregnant in real life? Not allowing him to go here and not allowing him to move there. It couldnt be that he would have to AFK for an entire week?

Hearing his silence, Xiang Huaizhi hesitated. Do you really want to play?

After a while, Jing Huan said, Its not that I really want to

Xiang Huaizhi understood his meaning.

Jing Huan got up to wash and hang up the towel on his head. When he came back, he found that his WeChat had an extra message.

Xiang: xiang1999, xiang1999xiang.

Jing Huan was stunned. What did you send me?

The front is the username, and the pa.s.sword is the back, Xiang Huaizhi said, You can go fight with my account.

Jing Huan was slightly startled. Then, what about you?

Xiang Huaizhi replied, Ill take your account and go home to weed some more.

Jing Huan:

What sect do you want to form a team with? Ill get in touch with some people to team up with you.

Jing Huan hadnt played a fighter sect in a long time. Yearning For had such a high arena score that he didnt dare to mess it up.

Forget it. He gave up. I just want to fight with you. If youre not there, I wont fight

la

.

With those words, Xiang Huaizhis eyes filled with some other emotions.

He wasnt sure if he was just imagining things, but he kept feeling that recently, Jing Huan rarely acted coquettishly towards him.

Seeing that he didnt say a word, Jing Huan opened the video software and selected a movie to kill time.

An unknown amount of time later, Yearning Fors microphone lit up again. You get on my account.

Jing Huan asked, Ah?

Ive gotten Long Road Aheads side account, Xiang Huaizhi said. Lets team up.

Lu Hangs side account was a fully leveled up healer, with barely enough equipment or max level skills.

Everything else was good, but there was something wrong with the name.

The account was called Lu Baby.

Xiang Huaizhis eyebrows furrowed. You dont have any other accounts?

Lu Hang thought about it. Theres another one, called Hang Baby, which one would you like?

Xiang Huaizhi:

Jing Huan logged into Yearning Fors account, and the first thing he saw was his divine artifact.

Then, the additional features of the artifact blinded his eyes.

After he finished marveling at it, Jing Huan looked at the healer by his side with distressed eyes.

His father had once said that peoples luck in their lifetimes was limited.

Jing Huan seriously suspected that Yearning Fors luck had all been spent on this weapon so that he would encounter such an unscrupulous catfisher as himself.

Consequences are a guarantee, unfortunately your doom is

me

.

Juurensha

: Nooo Huanhuan, XHZs luck also applies to meeting you!

Divi

: XHZs luck was to find such a horrible catfisher as yourself Huanhuan.

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