Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 74 - Do you want to meet?
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Chapter 74 - Do you want to meet?

Chapter 74 - Do you want to meet?

Edited by Divetus

Jing Huan looked at this golden slanderer sentence in front of him, not knowing where to even start.

h.e.l.l.

Why is this person like this

ah

?

Didnt they just get married?

It still could count as their newlywed period, could you have a little more trust in your wife??

Jing Huan was stuck when his friends notifications lit up again.

[Stranger] Yearning For: Speak.

[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: What do you think?

[Stranger] Yearning For: I think half of each.

s.h.i.+t!

Laozi wasnt like that!!

Even at first, I just wanted to trick you into having feelings

ah

! Who wants your reputation or your money!

Jing Huan couldnt help typing out the words, it probably isnt as bad as that. After typing that out, he suddenly came back to his senses and quickly deleted them.

He almost forgot that he was here to destroy Xiao Tianjings image.

Jing Huan looked down at his notebook with his eyebrows deeply furrowed and decided to use the 28th golden sentence.

[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: [nodding] And across the computer screen, who knows if the person sitting there is actually a person or a dog G.o.d Xiang, youre so rich, you must also be a handsome man in real life, why bother doing this illusory online dating! It cant be that girls in reality arent cute or sweet enough!

[Stranger] Yearning For: Actually not enough.

[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: ?

[Stranger] Yearning For: Do you know my wife?

Jing Huan stared at the two words my wife and was too scared to type.

[Stranger] Yearning For: I have never seen anyone cuter or sweeter than her.

Jing Huan was stunned, and his cheeks were completely red.

Brother, havent you met too few girls

ah

!!!

If its really not possible, Ill introduce you to some

ah

!

He glanced at Yearning Fors words briefly but didnt dare to read them carefully. He immediately clicked a b.u.t.ton to clear the screen.

Facing those two words, he couldnt have a good chat at all.

[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: Talking cute doesnt mean shes cute in real life

ah

She must be very ugly, or why else has she never sent you a single selfie!

[Stranger] Yearning For: How do you know she didnt send one to me?

[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: I guessed.

[Stranger] Yearning For: Its true shes never sent any, but it doesnt matter. I dont care about her appearance.

Then would your honor mind if he had a thing?

Jing Huan clutched at his hair and looked down at his notebook of golden sentences.

The third golden sentence was: I think Xiao Tianjing bewitched Yearning For, otherwise I really cant understand why Yearning For is attracted to her.

When he saw this sentence, he had scolded that lord for a long time, but now, it really seemed a bit d.a.m.n reasonable.

At the beginning, he had put on a loli voice because Liang Ran and Immortal Mengmeng both sounded like that, and he thought that loli voices would hit right at Yearning Fors heart.

But who can tell him, why does even Yearning For, this kind of low-key, cold, and lofty super great G.o.d, also like d.a.m.n loli voices!!!

Do you think its not good to marry a valiant and heroic female expert, travel together naturally and elegantly hand in hand, and enjoy the carefree and unrestrained life of a wanderer?!

[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: But didnt you also say, she has other plans? Maybe she wants to cheat you out of your money?

[Stranger] Yearning For: Thats great. I have what she wants, so she wont divorce me.

?

What do you mean??

Jing Huan suspected that he was dreaming.

[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: Ill ask you, is the original person playing this account right now?

[Stranger] Yearning For: Yes.

[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: [suspicious eyes]

[Stranger] Yearning For: [voice]

Jing Huan clicked on it with trembling fingers.

Even though I dont know who you are, you should have heard my voice before.

Jing Huan: k2026;

It was definitely him.

[Stranger] Yearning For: Do you have any more you wish to say?

Jing Huan sat in front of the computer with a dejected air and a lowered head, typing numbly.

[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: Yes.

[Stranger] Yearning For: Talk then.

[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: You really dont want to divorce her?

[Stranger] Yearning For: You seem to care a lot about the matters between me and my wife.

[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: I have a friend who wants to marry you and has entrusted me to drive a wedge between you two.

Jing Huan thought, he was the most noob slanderer in the world.

[Stranger] Yearning For: Not divorcing.

[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: All right.

Jing Huan had no choice but to log off.

Before logging off, he suddenly thought of something and reopened their chat box.

[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: [share song- Singer S.Wing Orchestra

QQ Love

]

Seeing this shared song, Xiang Huaizhi gently raised his eyebrows and just flipped and pressed the boss to the ground.

Lu Hang happily pocketed the reward. Theres still some time, lets do a Jianghu quest Hey, why did you leave the team?

Xiang Huaizhi directed his character to fly to the novice village and threw out a faint sentence. Have things to do.

Enough of playing along with this guys act, he had to figure out the meaning of this play.

The novice village was spa.r.s.ely populated. In recent years, even novices entering the black hole of NCH would choose to directly buy an account, which was convenient and saved time. There were very few people who would open a beginner level account; most of them were workers from the game studio itself.

Xiang Huaizhi soon found the person he was looking for from a pile of XX No.1 and XX No.2 accounts.

The avatar chosen by Your Huan Gege was a shota fox. His tail was smaller than that of a female fox fairys, his ears were fat, and his head was round. He was standing by the stream of the novice village.

He set up a team and stepped forward, inviting the other party to join his team.

At the moment of his invitation, the little fox disappeared.

You couldnt leave the novice village without upgrading to level 10, so there was no way to just fly away. Xiang Huaizhi opened up Your Huan Geges information and refreshed it. Sure enough, the system prompted him that the player wasnt online.

Xiang Huaizhi was about to leave, but he saw a swish, and the little fox appeared at the scene again.

Jing Huan looked at the black robed man standing beside him and couldnt help but internally mutter, f.u.c.k.

Before he went offline, he saw the invitation to join the team and fell into a trance, the words of Yearning For hanging there in the chat.

He suspected that he had read it wrong, but he couldnt help getting back online and checking again.

[Current] Your Huan Gege:

[Current] Yearning For:

[Current] Your Huan Gege: Are you here to kill me?

[Yearning For invites you to join his team. Yes, No. ]

Jing Huan hesitated and then clicked agree.

Anyway, its just a side account. You can kill it 100 times if youd like.

If youre just killing someone, why team up with them?

It couldnt be that you want to drag him to a place full of people?

After thinking about it, Jing Huan decided to say a few words to plead for himself and at least put on an act.

The sound from his earphones interrupted his actions.

What are you playing at again today?

Jing Huan was stunned.

[Team] Your Huan Gege: ..Ah?

Yearning For took him to the right side of the novice village. There was a bamboo forest there, and they stopped in front of the chessboard in the deep bamboo forest.

Why did you make a side account? Xiang Huaizhi asked.

[Team] Your Huan Gege: ???

[Team] Your Huan Gege: Because I want to badmouth your wife.

[Team] Your Huan Gege: If I use my main account to say things like that, youll hunt me down and kill me

ba

? Im not stupid after all.

Xiang Huaizhi thought it funny. Why would I hunt you down and kill you?

Jing Huan heard the sound of his chuckles, and he felt mystified.

Had he made Yearning For so angry that he became muddle-headed? What was so funny about this?

NCH doesnt allow PK between husbands and wives, Xiang Huaizhi reminded him.

Jing Huan: ?

So dont worry, I cant kill you, Xiang Huaizhi said.

Countless question marks roared over Jing Huans head.

?

What was Yearning For saying?

Why dont I understand a single sentence??

Who am I? Where am I? What am I going to do?

Explain a bit, Xiang Huaizhi released his mouse and leaned back. Why open a side account to come over here in front of me and curse yourself out?

Jing Huan:

Could he just go offline right now?

No.

Jing Huan licked his lips nervously. He had disguised himself so well, how had Yearning For seen through him?

When you create a side account in the future, dont use your WeChat as your signature. Xiang Huaizhi advised. Its easy to recognize.

[Team] Your Huan Gege: .

[Team] Your Huan Gege: If I say it was a coincidence, would you believe it?

Xiang Huaizhi snorted, What do you think?

Your Huan Gege was silent.

Xiang Huaizhi sensed something and said in a deep voice, No logging off.

Jing Huan who had just moved his mouse to the words Close the game: ..

[Team] Your Huan Gege: I wasnt going to log off! >.<

Because it was a new account, the little fox was wearing Cla.s.s 0 equipment, which looked very shabby and didnt seem suitable to stand beside the man carrying a divine artifact.

Xiang Huaizhi removed his game equipment, and the light on his body instantly receded. He said, "Open your mic."

Jing Huan wanted to slam his head into the screen and die right now.

After a while, he slowly turned on the microphone and called out, "Gege."

Xiang Huaizhi silently lifted a corner of his mouth, his tone as dull as ever. "What were you acting out today?"

"Acting out" Jing Huan bit his lip and had a quick idea out of desperation. "An emotionalemotional test."

Xiang Huaizhis eyebrows furrowed, and he repeated, "Emotional test?"

"Yes" Jing Huan's brain was spinning fast, and soon, he had come up with what to say.

He told Yearning For the story about Chunxiao and Regardless of Lovesickness getting provoked by a side account.

"So

ah

, I just wanted to see If someone used a side account to malign me in front of you, would you believe me.

Xiang Huaizhi fell into silence.

Hearing nothing from his earphones, Jing Huan called out uneasily, Gege?

So, did I pa.s.s? Xiang Huaizhi asked lightly.

Jing Huan was shocked and hurriedly said, Of course Didnt you recognize me right away?

Because of nervousness and embarra.s.sment, Jing Huans hands were constantly fidgeting.

So, he turned off the following feature and, as usual, twirled around Yearning For a few times.

The little foxs tail was very stubby. When he ran around, it bobbed up and down and looked cute and naive.

Xiang Huaizhi stared at his tail and said, Dont open up side accounts in the future.

How could Jing Huan dare to refuse. Wont anymore! Absolutely not!

Xiang Huaizhi said, If someone speaks ill of you in front of me, if its a side account, Ill blacklist them, and if its their main account, Ill hunt them down and kill them.

Mmm Huh? Jing Huan was stunned.

I wont listen, and I wont believe them. After that, Xiang Huaizhi said, If you have any questions in the future, you can come ask me directly. Theres no need to test.

Jing Huan looked at Yearning Fors unpretentious avatar. For a while, he felt like he was in a trance, and his heart was beating very fast for some reason. It was a long time before he said, Oh

After a long time, he added in a low voice, I was scared by that story. Chunxiao and Regardless of Lovesickness feelings were so good, and they were still alienated After all, its online dating.

So its normal that I dont feel safe!

You cant blame me!

After that, there was no sound in his earphones, and Jing Huan let out a breath and thought that he had pa.s.sed the test.

Who knew how long it took for Yearning For to finally open his mouth. His deep voice broke his composure like a heavy fist

Do you want to meet?

Juurensha

: Yesssss, meet! Also Huanhuan hahaha, noob slanderer

Divi

: Its your time to confess Huanhuan, meet in person and prostrate yourself you noob slanderer!

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