Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 73 - Do you think she wants me for my fame or my money?
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Chapter 73 - Do you think she wants me for my fame or my money?

Chapter 73 - Do you think she wants me for my fame or my money?

Edited by Divetus

When Jing Huan returned home, he felt a bit cold. He turned on the taps of his rarely used bathtub, planning to take a hot bath.

After only soaking for a little while, his cellphone on the edge of the bathtub vibrated.

It didnt stop vibrating.

Jing Huan slowly reached for it.

Lu Wenhao: [Photo]

Lu Wenhao: @ Xiao Jing

ya

, how do you like my picture?

Gao Zixiang: Pretty good, gay enough.

Jing Huan looked at the photo, which was of him and Xiang Huaizhi from behind.

But had they been leaning against each other so closely just now?

At the time, he had just been chatting with him and hadnt paid any attention to these kinds of things.

Xiao Jing

ya

: How much memory does your cellphone have? Should I send you some videos?

Lu Wenhao: s.h.i.+t, you even watch videos? Please send.

Xiao Jing

ya

: ?

Lu Wenhao: I thought that handsome guys like you dont have any physiological needs. Quickly send me some!

Xiao Jing

ya

: I gave you

a rope

, and you hung yourself with it? No videos, scram. Delete the picture, what are you taking pictures of your daddy for?

Lu Wenhao: No

ah

, I want to send it to the forum to get some experience points.

Xiao Jing

ya

: ??? [DieForMe.GIF]

Lu Wenhao: No, you see, there were so many people on the road tonight, so someone else mustve taken pictures of you two! Its better for me to come here in person than letting others post it. It just so happens that, when you get to level 7 in the forum, you can start creating groups. Ill just have to trouble you with this post, how about it, Ge has the right idea?

Xiao Jing

ya

: You can try it if you want to die. ?

Lu Wenhao was, of course, joking with him. After a bit of banter, Jing Huan kicked him out of the group chat and didnt add him back in until he was finished with his bath.

Jing Huan took a bath towel and didnt wipe his hair for a while. He sat cross-legged on the sofa and scrolled through the forum.

He hadnt opened the post that Chichi had sent over earlier because of his guilt. Now that he had some free time though, he couldnt resist wanting to take a peek.

The result was that he saw the forum was plastered with his own game ID.

To be fair, when he had been all-powerful in his old server a few years ago, he hadnt even been as flashy as now.

He read several posts and in the end, finally clicked on the hot post with Immortal Mengmengs ID.

The first 300 posts on the topic either ridiculed Immortal Mengmeng for being an unreasonable drama queen or ridiculed Xiao Tianjing for being mindless and shameless.

Jing Huan was used to it. Although he was still angry, he didnt want to go up and knock some sense into those people.

The more he read, the more vexed he got. He also wasnt reading carefully at that point, just quickly flipping through posts. He was just about to close the topic and leave when suddenly he was hooked in by another post.

342L: What the f.u.c.k. Latest news: Yearning For posted screenshots from the game of him and Xiao Tianjing on his homepage! And the commenting section is only open to Xiao Tianjing alone

344L: Not in Illusion server, screenshot please!

345L: [screenshot] Its realYearning For couldnt have read the post

ba

? Otherwise, how could the previous post have just said it, and then right after, he posted it?

355L: Could it be that Xiao Tianjing is a stalker around here. [shuts up]

Jing Huan frowned. What had the previous post said? Why hadnt he seen it?

He flipped to the front few pages and after what felt like forever, found the post that the group had been talking about.

After he finished reading it, Jing Huan himself was confused.

Of course, he hadnt cajoled Yearning For to post up their photos. Right now, he actually earnestly wished that Yearning For would immediately turn on him and divorce him.

So Why did Yearning For suddenly post their game photos?

It couldnt be that he had really read this post?

And he did all this just to make sure Jing Huan wouldnt be laughed at by the people on the forum??

Jing Huan didnt dare to think about it closely. He silently meditated on his guilt while closing the post.

At the same time, a message popped up at the top of the screen.

Xiang Huaizhi: Do you have cla.s.s tomorrow afternoon?

Xiao Jing

ya

: Nooope, whats the matter

la

.

After sending that, he only discovered a few seconds later that the person who sent the message was Xiang Huaizhi, not Yearning For.

f.u.c.k.

He looked at his Nooope and

la

and considered whether or not it was too late to take back his message.

Xiang Huaizhi: Running.

Xiao Jing

ya

: Okay, around what time, Ge?

Xiang Huaizhi: At 3, will that work?

Xiao Jing

ya

: [nodding]

Having pinned down the time, Jing Huan hung up the bath towel on the balcony, locked the doors and windows, before returning to the computer and logging into the game.

The first thing that he did after logging in was click on Yearning Fors home page. Under his latest photo, there were more than 2000 likes.

Jing Huan glanced at it and then clicked on the comment section.

As was said in the post, there was a line of bright red letters at the top of the comment sectionYearning Fors comment section is only open to his wife, Xiao Tianjing.

Jing Huan:

He hadnt even known that there was such a boring setting in NCH. How had Yearning For learned about it

He hesitated and finally left a cats footprint in the comments section. He didnt want the place to seem too cold.

[Friend] Love is For You to Eat: Jingjing! Come and eat

melon

!

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: My melon??

[Friend] Love is For You to Eat: No

la

, its about Immortal Mengmeng.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Oh oh, what melon?

[Friend] Love is For You to Eat: Werent you hunted down and killed by Regardless of Lovesickness before? It turns out, that at that time, there was a side account that kept whispering in her ear and constantly

splas.h.i.+ng dirty water

on Chunxiao and brainwas.h.i.+ng her, so she would think that you, as Dont Frown, and Chunxiao had something going on. In the end, who do you think the side account belonged to?

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Immortal Mengmeng?

[Friend] Love is For You to Eat: [frightened] You can even guess that!!!

Only a fool couldnt guess that.

[Friend] Love is For You to Eat: Immortal Mengmeng wanted to replace Chunxiao as the deputy guild leader, and she hated you as Dont Frown, so she tried this scheme. Yet as a result, today, she asked someone to help her with her dailies, but she gave the wrong pa.s.sword, and everything was revealed.

Jing Huan wasnt interested in this matter. He was about to just type out a few sentences in response when he discovered an interesting point.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: It was just a side account saying some things and Regardless of Lovesickness believed it?

[Friend] Love is For You to Eat: It wasnt that she believed it, but she just got a bit suspicious. How can there be love without suspicion these days? Even more with online dating where you can neither see or touch your partner At that time, Regardless of Lovesickness and Chunxiao really quarreled for a long time. Fortunately, they had already been together for so long, so they didnt break up over it, but it would be hard to say what would have happened with a pair with weaker feelings

Jing Huan had never dated anyone, so how could he know about these things?

But what Love is For You to Eat had said did give him some other ideas.

A vague plan sprouted in his head, all in less than half a minute.

[Friend] Love is For You to Eat: Of course, I didnt mean that online dating wasnt good

Jing Huan returned to his senses, his eyes s.h.i.+ning slightly. He hammered out some words in reply.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Mmhm, I understand. The most important thing is understanding people

la

! Whoever dares to open a side account to badmouth Gege to me, Ill be the first one to refuse! I would definitely rush to the novice village and kill him!!

*

Xiangxiang, help me kill this quests boss, Lu Hang said with his legs crossed to the person behind him. It takes three people to activate the battle. Anyway, Xiao Tianjing isnt online yet, so first get over here and help me complete this thing.

Where? Xiang Huaizhi asked.

Wait at the main city transporter, Ill come right away, His cellphone rang, and Lu Hang set his character to automatically walk there while taking a look at his phone. After reading the message, he laughed. You and Jing Huan are on our school forum again.

Xiang Huaizhi didnt care. Here now, hurry up.

Lu Hang was really curious, and he couldnt help but ask, You were secretly photographed, arent you angry?

It doesnt matter, Xiang Huaizhi said lazily.

Lu Hang tutted two times and looked at the photo again. You dont say, I was really scared that night You two are really too ambiguous. No wonder other people think too much about it.

Even he, as a close friend, thought that they were a bit much.

Take it easy, he said, half-jokingly. Dont forget that youre a family man now.

Xiang Huaizhis mouth pulled up at those words, and he gently let out an, En.

Entering the battle page, Xiang Huaizhi was about to start playing when he saw a line of yellow characters jump out.

Your Huan Gege has added you as a friend

Because he had been gathering items from around the game before, he hadnt turned the ignoring strangers function back on. After seeing this prompt, Xiang Huaizhi opened the system settings and prepared to block the messages.

[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: G.o.d Xiang! Id like to make a report! Xiao Tianjing is a very vain bad woman who has evil designs and is always changing her mind!!!

Xiang Huaizhi pointed his finger, clicked, and opened the persons profile.

Your Huan Gege, Level 0 Fairy Fox Cave, one glance and you could tell it was a side account.

It wasnt even worth killing.

As he was just about to blacklist him, he caught a glimpse of the other persons personal signature.

Before each player created an account, NCH would force the player to fill out personal data, including the personal signature.

Your Huan Geges personal signature was Kobe24.

A guess floated in his heart, and Xiang Huaizhi frowned, his face showing a rare puzzled look.

[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: G.o.d Xiang, why dont you reply to me!

[Stranger] Yearning For: .

[Stranger] Yearning For: Why are you saying this?

[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: Do you think someone, who as soon as they meet you, tries to constantly latch onto you and purposefully tries to act cute and sweet is a good woman?!

[Stranger] Yearning For: ?

[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: And you guys have been together for so long, and you have given her so many things, but what has she given you! Nothing! You have only given, but have gotten no gains!

Jing Huan sat in front of the computer, typing pa.s.sionately, and splas.h.i.+ng dirty water directly onto his own head.

[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: She has such a sweet voice on the Internet, but she might not be like that in reality! Maybe shes actually an unrivaled, super big, ugly girl! You see, her game homepage doesnt even have a selfie. It must be because shes too ugly to show herself to people!

[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: And if she really liked you, how could she go do fireworks and play in the arena with Qiufeng? Obviously, its because she wanted to hang onto both of you. If she couldnt get you, then shed take Qiufeng and marry him!

[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: Think about it, think about it carefully!

Xiang Huaizhi read it and laughed. What role was he playing now?

One glance was enough to tell that this person was a first time offender, full of loopholes, revealing his ident.i.ty in every sentence.

It was as if he was afraid Xiang Huaizhi would believe these things.

Most of what Jing Huan had sent was copied from the forum.

He had noted down 38 golden sentences last night. As of now, he had only used five of them.

His eyes lingered on his notebook, just thinking about what to say next when he received a reply from the other person.

[Stranger] Yearning For: Finished thinking it through.

[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: So?

[Stranger] Yearning For: I think you have a point.

[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: ?

[Stranger]: Yearning For: Then do you think she wants me for my fame or my money?

[Stranger] Your Huan Gege: ???

s.h.i.+t?

Jing Huan was holding his notebook and froze in front of the computer.

No way

How many messages has Laozi just sent?!

Youre too easy to influence, arent you?!!

Juurensha

: Huanhuan: .I havent even gotten through half of my notebook yet!!!!

Divi

: What would you do if your online lover tried to splash dirty water on themselves? Huanhuan your ideas are too wild LMAO.

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