Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 58 - WhiChapter girl in our class do you like?
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Chapter 58 - WhiChapter girl in our class do you like?

Chapter 58 - WhiChapter girl in our cla.s.s do you like?

Edited by Divetus

Kiss Kiss Fish Fish was shocked at first but then recalled the tone that the girl had used to talk with her a moment ago and suddenly understood.

She had played with Xiang Huaizhi since she was a child. She knew how alluring he could be but also how cold he was, especially towards girls.

For a while, she had even suspected that Xiang Huaizhi was gay. She couldnt help mentioning it during a meal, only to get suddenly pummeled by her parents.

But now, Xiang Huaizhi had kept a girl who called him Gege in his fixed team. The relations.h.i.+p between these two seemed to be pretty good.

Kiss Kiss Fish Fish was now very interested. What did you call me?

Jing Huan was stunned and even more embarra.s.sed.

He raised his hand and rubbed his head. He leaned against the chair.

No way, how could he have just started a fight with a young girl

I was wrong to call you that, he said, Im sorry.

Its okay, Kiss Kiss Fish Fish asked, Are you and Ge real friends or game friends

Female warrior, go around the back and do some combos. Xiang Huaizhi interrupted their conversation, You, give me blood pools.

Kiss Kiss Fish Fish murmured hmph. Alright, alright, understood.

Jing Huan didnt speak any more. He placed a blood pool in front, and after the

CD

was ready, he went around the boss and completely filled up the female warriors health bar.

Five minutes later, the boss fell to the ground, and all of them were sent back to the main city. Xiang Huaizhi didnt stay there for long, continuing on to the instance emissary to rush off to the next instance.

Ah, another instance? Kiss Kiss Fish Fish pursed her lips. Lets go do something interesting.

Xiang Huaizhi replied, Go by yourself.

Why are you like this

Cousin, what do you want to do? Lu Hang asked, This Gege will take you.

Lu Hang had met Kiss Kiss Fish Fish before, but only once or twice, and they hadnt talked, so he couldnt have recognized her voice that night.

Dont call me whatever, Kiss Kiss Fish Fish said. Anything but another instance. Play a few rounds in the arena, open up a few Opportunity Stones Finding a few people to play a Ten-Thousand Yuan Match would also be good.

The Ten-Thousand Yuan Match, called the battle of life and death in the game, was a system-monitored PK between two teams of players with gold gambling settings.

The upper limit of gold gambling in the game was very low. Players usually increased their bets in private, usually starting at yuan, so players all called this kind of fight the Ten-Thousand Yuan Match. Players in Jing Huans old server liked to fight it out with Ten-Thousand Yuan Matches every day, but they didnt seem that common in Illusion server.

The players on this server all liked to do sneak attacks in wild maps.

It seemed that this cousin was also a RMB player, her only hobbies being PK and spending money.

No, we live in a harmonious society, so no fighting. Lu Hang said. How about I take you to look at the scenery after finis.h.i.+ng this instance?

Such a big man going to look at scenery? Kiss Kiss Fish Fish said with dislike, Thats too girly.

Lu Hang:

Kiss Kiss Fish Fish checked the time. Gege, why dont you and I fight a few matches together in the arena.

Xiang Huaizhi didnt even consider it. Not fighting.

Why!

I have a teammate.

Who is it?

Fairy Fox Cave.

The Fairy Fox Cave who had suddenly been cued, immediately said in a magnanimous tone, Its okay, dont worry about me, you guys go

ba

.

Kiss Kiss Fish Fish thought for a bit and didnt say anything more, but directly opened a private friend chat.

[Friend] Kiss Kiss Fish Fish: Ge, whats your relations.h.i.+p with this Xiao Tianjing?

[Friend] Yearning For: Little children shouldnt worry about so many things.

[Friend] Kiss Kiss Fish Fish: Im only two years younger than you?!

[Friend] Kiss Kiss Fish Fish: Are you guys married?

[Friend] Kiss Kiss Fish Fish: Probably not, theres not even a couples t.i.tle hanging around you guys.

[Friend] Kiss Kiss Fish Fish: Then, you guys just started dating online? Getting ready to get married? Or is it an ambiguous relations.h.i.+p?

She had sent so many messages, like rocks sinking into the ocean, but Xiang Huaizhis avatar never stopped moving.

[Friend] Kiss Kiss Fish Fish: If you dont reply to me, Ill ask her myself. [smile]

[Friend] Yearning For: Give me back all the equipment from just now.

[Friend] Kiss Kiss Fish Fish: How can you ask that!

Xiang Huaizhi knew that his cousin wasnt a peaceful person. She would definitely ask Jing Huan when her curiosity could no longer be suppressed.

[Friend] Yearning For: Just ordinary friends.

[Friend] Kiss Kiss Fish Fish: Ordinary friends call you Gege??

[Friend] Yearning For: When did you also become this gossipy.

[Friend] Kiss Kiss Fish Fish: Ive always been gossipy.

[Friend] Yearning For: New Year is coming soon.

[Friend] Kiss Kiss Fish Fish: ???

[Friend] Yearning For: If you want to go home and have a good New Year, dont bother her.

Kiss Kiss Fish Fish was shocked.

They had been together since they were young, and who knew how many of her weak points Xiang Huaizhi knew, but he had never used them to threaten her. This was the first time, and it was even for an online friend.

Kiss Kiss Fish Fish grew even more certain!

They must have some problems!!!

Jing Huan didnt know that he had become the topic of conversation between the two cousins. He was ashamed whenever he thought of the conversation just now, but he couldnt stop himself from remembering.

Finally, the WeChat notification sound saved him.

As if he had been rescued, he immediately picked up his cellphone and thought that no matter who was looking for him right now, he will catch ahold of them and talk for several hours.

Counselor: Are you there?

Never mind.

Jing Huan closed the chat box with gla.s.sy eyes.

Hed better continue to wallow in embarra.s.sment.

Counselor: I know youre there. Whats the matter with your profile picture?

Counselor: Come out, there are some things I need to discuss with you.

Xiao Jing

ya

: I just saw your message. What things

ah

, teacher.

Counselor: Did you obediently go to cla.s.s this week?

Xiao Jing

ya

: Look at what the honorable you has said, have I ever skipped cla.s.s?

Counselor: [smile]

Xiao Jing

ya

: [smile]

Counselor: Okay, let me tell you what Im really here for. Our school will have an evening celebration at the beginning of next month, did you know?

Xiao Jing

ya

: I didnt know.

Counselor: I didnt draw well in the lottery. Our cla.s.s got a program, a stage play, so you come along as well.

Xiao Jing

ya

: ?

If its your own thing, then do it yourself. If its what you drew in the lottery, then perform it yourself, why cant the honorable you understand such a simple principle!

Xiao Jing

ya

: Ive never acted in a stage play. Teacher, your honorable self should go ask someone else,

ba

.

Counselor: Youre the first actor Ive set up. I dont need you to do anything, you can even just stand around there not moving if you want. But I heard Wenhao say that you are good at singing

ah

?

Xiao Jing

ya

: The honorable you actually believes his lies, he keeps saying every day that hes getting skinnier.

Counselor: ..

Counselor: Dont attack your cla.s.smates. Youre the face of our cla.s.s, you have to go up. Also with you there, your cla.s.smates will be much more enthusiastic. Come to the cla.s.sroom on Sat.u.r.day and have a look at your role.

They discussed this for more than half an hour. Finally, the counselor couldnt endure it any longer and began to recount Jing Huans truancy stories from the past week, and Jing Huan had no choice but to surrender.

At the thought of performing in front of all his cla.s.smates, Jing Huan felt ashamed.

A stage actor is called a performer when he is on stage, but he was going to be called a clown.

Making a note to find Lu Wenhao to settle accounts, as soon as they finished the instance, he typed out Ill go first then

886

before dropping out of the team.

Before he could logout, his friends notification started flas.h.i.+ng.

[Friend] Yearning For: Youre not playing in the arena tonight?

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: 0.0 Arent you taking your cousin?

[Friend] Yearning For: Not taking her.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Thats not very good is it

[Friend] Yearning For: No, come to the arena entrance.

Jing Huan hesitated and still went.

No other way, being a dog was just this humbling.

Having fought halfway through a match, Xiang Huaizhi faintly realized there was something wrong with him. Whats wrong?

En? Jing Huan was stunned. Did I make a mistake?

Xiang Huaizhi replied, Youre not talking.

Jing Huan sighed. Its nothing, just now the counselor came to find me

You got caught skipping cla.s.s?

How could that be! Jing Huan said. Its just making me perform at next months celebration.

Celebration?

Xiang Huaizhi thought for a bit, and it seemed that there was such a thing.

How is that something to worry about.

I dont want to go. I cant act, and Im not interested in singing. Jing Huan said. I just want to sing to Gege.

Then sing.

I

ah

? Jing Huan was struck dumb.

Xiang Huaizhi asked, Didnt you want to sing to me?

That was just complete bulls.h.i.+t! Just let it go and call it done! Theres no guarantee of services here, okay?!

Jing Huan let out a dry laugh. Were playing in the arena now Gege, its not convenient

This match is nearly over, you can afk.

?

I dug a pit for myself.

Jing Huan now wanted to go two minutes back in time and drag himself away from his computer.

Having reaped what his words had sown, Jing Huan stiffened his resolve, opened his music software, and looked at his song list

Seaman

,

The Ordinary Road

,

Cao Cao

.

No matter how he looked at them, none of them were songs girls should sing ahhhhhhhh.

What does Gege want to listen to?

Xiang Huaizhi raised his eyebrows. Youre actually providing DJing services?

Thats not it.

Theres also the service of: killing, cremating, and then mourning you, all packaged into one free service. Do you want it.

He carefully expressed, Whatever you say, I still might not be able to sing.

Jing Huan didnt know how reluctant his voice sounded right now.

Xiang Huaizhi kept smiling as he listened to him. He didnt really want to listen to him sing with a voice changer, but he thought that Jing Huans sweet-talking mouth shouldnt spoil people too much.

Liking someone didnt mean having to always please their every whim.

With him, it was okay, but if it was someone else, wouldnt he be bullied to death.

Thinking of this, Xiang Huaizhis mouth unconsciously tightened, and his smile disappeared.

Forget it, he said, replenis.h.i.+ng his potions and continuing to find a match. Next time

ba

, the next match is starting.

Jing Huan was searching Baidu for what songs do boys like to listen to girls sing?. He was stunned by his words and answered, Oh

This mans mood changes so quickly, he must have been an actor his previous life.

The next day, in the cla.s.sroom.

Daddy, Daddy, Im wrong, I was so wrong. Lu Wenhao put his hands together, bowing to the person beside him, the flesh on his arm wobbling with his motions. I really didnt think that he wanted to make you act in a play.

You didnt think, my a.s.s. Jing Huan gave him an angry glance. Youre finished. Dont try to run away after cla.s.s.

I really didnt know! He asked me how your singing and dancing was, and I said that you can sing well, but that your dancing could kill someone

Jing Huan looked at him suspiciously. What position did he arrange for you?

Ah? Lu Wenhao blinked innocently. Xianger and I are in the props group.

Gao Zixiang had a conscience and nodded. To be honest, I was beside them when they were chatting.

Right.

Jing Huan couldnt vent out his sulleness, so he was forced to just swallow it down.

In the middle of the cla.s.s, Jing Huan was so sleepy that he couldnt take anything in. He just took out his cellphone to play with.

Before opening the game, he sent a message to Yearning For.

After five games of Tetris, he still didnt get a reply.

Jing Huan cut back to the chat box and stabbed the other partys profile picture with his index finger.

Not replying to your daddy again!

He didnt notice that the person next to him had been frowning and watching him for a long time.

Huanhuan, Lu Wenhao finally couldnt help but come up and ask him, Are we good bros?

Jing Huan didnt turn his head. He concentrated on building blocks. Depending on the situation.

Lu Wenhao was silent for a long stretch. When I was dating someone online, werent you the first one I told?

Its not like I really wanted to know.

s.h.i.+t, just say if we are or not!

We could count as that.

Then tell Ge honestly now, Lu Wenhao asked in a serious voice, Are you dating someone? Dont worry, Ill definitely keep it a secret for you!

Jing Huan was stunned, and the horizontal square fell down, blocking the two s.p.a.ces he had carefully arranged.

He turned his head and frowned doubtfully. Have you not woken up yet?

Im awake, Lu Wenhao said. No, look at you now, youre completely like someone who has fallen into the sea of love.

?

Lu Wenhao stretched out his fingers and counted them out one by one. First, while you were playing the game, you cut back to WeChat ten times.

My a.s.s, Jing Huan interrupted. Cant I wait for news from my friend?

Youre not even that diligent when youre waiting for your mothers messages. Okay, okay, keep listening to me. Lu Wenhao put up another finger. Second, every time cla.s.s is over, you run back to your rental house. Youre rus.h.i.+ng back to voice chat with your girlfriend,

ba

?

f.u.c.k, he really had guessed it half-right.

Third, your profile picture has changed, and your theme in your friend circle has changed, said Lu Wenhao. Changed it all for that girl, right?

s.h.i.+t, he had guessed about 90% of it right this time.

Fourth, youve been talking in a strange way recently, dropping in cutesy stuff, Lu Wenhao said, inexplicably smoothing out his eyebrows. You learned it from her

ba

?

Fifth, just now she didnt reply to your message, and your face turned as black as charcoal. That must be your girlfriend, or else its the person you like

Jing Huan coldly interrupted him, If you count in my ear again, Ill print out the photos of your ex online lover and mount them in your ancestral hall.

Lu Wenhao finally shut up.

After cla.s.s, they all left the cla.s.sroom together and discussed whether to go downtown during the weekend.

Lu Wenhao?

The three of them all looked back and saw Lu Hang and Xiang Huaizhi standing behind them.

Xiang Huaizhi was looking down at his mobile phone, and he looked up a bit at them approaching.

Lu Hang smiled. Even from far away I thought it was you guys. Where are you going?

Ready to go to dinner. Lu Wenhao asked, Lu Ge, why are you here?

One of our cla.s.srooms has been changed to one in this teaching building, and we just got out of cla.s.s, said Lu Hang, holding a basketball in his hand. How about it, play a round?

Okay a

h

. Gao Zixiang said, then he paused. But at this time, the basketball court has no room

ba

?

Lu Hang blinked at him. I had people save us some s.p.a.ce, lets go.

Xiang Huaizhi put his cellphone in his pocket. You guys go play

ba

, Im not going.

Im not going either, Jing Huan said at once.

Lu Wenhao was not afraid to die and asked, Whyyy, are you rus.h.i.+ng back to voice chat

Jing Huan raised his fist at his head.

Lu Wenhao hurriedly hid. Wrong, Im wrong, just making a joke.

So after going down the stairs, the five people once again split into two groups and left.

Walking with Xiang Huaizhi, Jing Huan couldnt help but glance down at his shoes

What, want to step on it again? Xiang Huaizhi asked.

Jing Huan shook his head violently. No, I dont want to.

After a few steps, Jing Huan felt that something was wrong and looked around.

Whats the matter? Xiang Huaizhi asked, noticing his movements.

Jing Huans expression was complicated. Its, Ge Do you feel like a lot of people are looking at us?

Xiang Huaizhi didnt feel that.

During ordinary times, he already got a lot of looks, so it was impossible for him to tell if anything was different today versus in the past.

Dont think so.

Jing Huan wondered. It may just be me imagining things

When they arrived at the boys dorm, Jing Huan had just wanted to say goodbye to the person next to him when he saw that the boy had not stopped and walked in front of him.

He was stunned. Ge?

Xiang Huaizhi stopped, En.

Youre not going back to the dorms?

We already walked all the way here, Xiang Huaizhi said naturally. Lets go get lunch together.

They went to the golden chicken stew shop again.

In the middle of the meal, Jing Huan took out his cellphone, only then realizing that Yearning For had replied to him.

Checking the timestamp, it looked like it had been sent right after he got out of cla.s.s. It should have been while he was walking, so he hadnt heard any notifications.

After eating his fill, Jing Huan had just wanted to pay the bill, but Xiang Huaizhi had already scanned his phone to pay for it.

Lets go. Xiang Huaizhi said.

Jing Huan held his cellphone and blinked. Oh oh.

Walking out of the restaurant, the milk tea shop was still right in front of them.

Xiang Huaizhi asked, Want some milk tea?

Okay

ba

Jing Huan hurriedly said, Ill buy it myself!

Xiang Huaizhi went to the end of the line. I want to buy a coffee too.

Ten minutes later, Jing Huan came out of the milk tea shop once again carrying three cups of milk tea.

He stood on the side of the road, completely dazed.

Why did he feel like hes been here before?

Carrying a coffee, Xiang Huaizhi walked up to his side. Then Ill head back first.

Oh, okay Ah, wait! Jing Huans hand shot out to catch at his clothes.

Xiang Huaizhi turned back and looked at him doubtfully.

Jing Huan returned to his senses and asked him, Can we go over to the side and talk?

The two of them sat down on the seats outside the milk tea shop.

Jing Huan put the milk teas down on the table and asked, Ge, is there something you want to ask me to help with?

Xiang Huaizhi didnt understand. What?

I mean, Jing Huan sat up straight. If you need any help, just say it straight, no need to do this many favors.

Xiang Huaizhi was finding out that Jing Huans thought processes were not quite the same as everyone else.

He laughed despite himself and was just about to reply.

Jing Huan scooted up to him and asked in a low voice, Which girl in our cla.s.s do you like?

?

Dont be shy, Ge. This kind of thing Ive encountered quite a few times, and I will definitely help you. Jing Huan asked, Which girl is it? However, Im not that familiar with the girls in my cla.s.s, I can probably only get their number for you.

Jing Huan thought of something and said with a smile, But I didnt expect that you would also worry when pursuing people under such circ.u.mstances

ah

.

The boy smiled and took a sip of milk tea. Xiang Huaizhi frowned and stared at him with a subtle look, his thoughts a mystery to all those around him.

Only after a while did he find his voice. Im not pursuing anyone.

Jing Huan made an ah sound.

And I dont need anyones number. Xiang Huaizhi said in a flat voice, picking up his coffee and looking at him with slightly drooping eyes.

I just wanted to treat you to a meal. Theres no other meaning or any ulterior motives. You dont have to think too much into it.

Juurensha

: Hahaha, XHZ youre so right that Huanhuans thought process is a bitunique. And oooh, he seems a little hurt and p.i.s.sed off that Huanhuan a.s.sumes hes after some girl in his cla.s.s and thats why hes treating him so nice?

Divi

: XHZs like wtf I just want to treat you well.. Im not trying to date anyone else (just you)

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