Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 51 - I will take responsibility for your affections
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Chapter 51 - I will take responsibility for your affections

Chapter 51 - I will take responsibility for your affections

Edited by Divetus

Jing Huan placed his hands on the keyboard and didnt speak for a long time.

Xiang Huaizhi wasnt in a hurry. He jumped up and blocked Wheats Number One Fans twin blades that were chopping towards Xiao Tianjing with the blade of his sabre. He then asked, Is the person who kicked you out here?

No, the team leader is someone else. Jing Huan hesitated and asked, Gege, how did you know I was kicked out?

Xiang Huaizhi replied, I saw it in the WeChat group.

On the other hand, in YY, Mini Wheats tone was a bit worried.

Husband, didnt you say Yearning For wouldnt care about this kind of thing?

Its okay, you havent seen him fight back, right. Wheats Number One Fan recovered from his surprise, Let me talk to him.

[Current] Wheats Number One Fan:Talk

ah

, whats the matter? Did your hand slip and click the wrong thing?

At the same time, their battle was also discovered by pa.s.sing players.

[World] No One Like You: f.u.c.k!!! Moon Palace (81, 99)!! G.o.d Xiang and Wheats Number One Fan are fighting!

[World] Falling Flower Dance: I saw it too! Its team PK! Wheats Number One Fan brought his wife, and G.o.d Xiang brought Xiao Tianjing!!

[World] Peachy Fate:?! Im speedily rus.h.i.+ng to the scene!

[World] I Have a Cat: Is this real? The two of them are finally fighting?! Is this competing for the number one DPS rank??

[World] Drunk in the Dusty World: Whatwhats there for them to compete over? What can Wheats Number One Fan even use to compete against Yearning For? Are the comments above joking? What Im more curious about is why is Xiao Tianjing here again?!

[World] Side Account 123: I know! I was in a QQ group on Illusion server today and got to

eat some melons

! Xiao Tianjing got onto Wheats Number One Fans

car

this afternoon. When they got to the boss, she was kicked out. The most rage-inducing thing was that they actually triggered Qilin Mountains hidden boss, which was picked up by Ji Xiaonian.

[World] I Have a Cat: After this long, I still dont know whether Xiao Tianjing is lucky or unlucky. So far, I still dont know what Qilin Mountains hidden boss looks like.

[World] You Alone Can Cross Me: I just think its weird. Xiao Tianjing just cant think it through and even dares to join Wheats Number One Fans team. [sweat]

[World] Minister In Retreat: ^ + 1.

[World] Drunk in the Dusty World: Right now, I really believe that Xiao Tianjings account has changed hands.

There was a server bully in every server. The server bully didnt have to be the strongest in the server, but they had to be the most forceful in the server.

Wheats Number One Fan was the server bully of Illusion server.

If he took a liking to an equipment, no one else could grab it; if he sent out a megaphone, no one was allowed to top it; if he was collecting materials, everyone else who also wanted to collect those materials would just have to wait until another day.

There was one time where during an instance, someone said something that offended him, and he had tossed them at the boss and then chased and killed them for a whole week. The player completely quit the game after a few days.

And this kind of thing, Wheats Number One Fan had done several times, Xiao Tianjing just counted as another one of them, and the players in the server had seen this happen so many times, they had gotten used to it.

Of course, there were some players who didnt put up with it, but Wheats Number One Fan was rich. He had four or five G.o.d-level accounts alone. There was only one person in the server who could compete with him, but that person was very low-key, and everyone knew he generally didnt care about this kind of thing.

If you cant provoke, you can always hide, so players who came to the server later generally detoured as soon as they saw him.

Today though, Yearning For finally appeared.

Illusion server players were filled with emotion and couldnt help bubbling up.

[Megaphone] Clear Pool: G.o.d Xiang cant endure this situation any longer and has come to save everyone?! Kill him! KILL HIM AHHHHH!!

[Megaphone] Based on Duckweed: What are you all so excited about? Did you forget about Yearning Fors

818

stuff? This can only count as a dogfight, not at all saving anyone.

[Megaphone] Is Lovesickness Bitter: To be fair, no one could control Yearning Fors slag affairs. On the other hand, hes never bullied the weak, has he?

Jing Huan looked away from the megaphones.

Gege, has Wheats Number One Fan done this kind of thing before?

Xiang Huaizhi switched from his sabre to his sword, I dont know, maybe

ba

.

He had never paid attention to this person.

Seeing that the other side had never reacted to him, Wheats Number One Fan thought Yearning For had blocked the current chat.

He turned on the microphone in game. Whats the matter, brother?

Still no response.

He was just wondering, when suddenly, Yearning For rushed forward with his sword, giving them no time to react.

The sword stabbed into Mini Wheat, and bright red numbers popped up, leaving behind only a third of Mini Wheats health bar in an instant.

Mini Wheat was frightened. Husband, how is he this powerful?

Its okay baby, we can fight and win. Wheats Number One Fan was gritting his teeth. He brought along a waste Fox Cave. Were basically fighting two against one. Give yourself a magic attack buff.

Wheats Number One Fan had never been on a team with Yearning For before. In addition, he liked to play 2v2 with his wife, while Yearning For in the past had only played 1v1 before, so they had never fought against each other before.

Although he has seen many videos of the other player, Yearning Fors strength had always been summed up with a question mark for him.

However, he was very confident in his equipment. Between himself and Yearning For, he should only be short of a divine weapon.

He had long ago made plans. On the day when he got a divine weapon and climbed to the first rank of experts, he would definitely send out thousands of megaphones, hold a server-wide banquet, and feast and entertain all the players in the entire server.

But soon, Wheats Number One Fan had to give up on this idea.

When he was slashed again by Yearning For with a crit, his remaining health was only at 17%.

Yearning For, are you running a script?! Wheats Number One Fan gnashed his teeth and asked, Almost all your attacks completely hit? You cant even get that kind of accuracy running a d.a.m.n script!

The onlookers outside couldnt hold back any longer.

[Current] Peachy Fate: The hit rate of G.o.d Xiang has always been abnormal, and how could you run a script when playing this G.o.d level account? If that gets found out, then youll be forever banned.

[Current] Side Account 123: Wheats Number One Fans positioning is poor. Let alone G.o.d Xiang, even I can hit him dead center? Whats the problem here?

[current] Bare Snow: I dont think its a script either. The official NCH website recommends Yearning Fors PK videos every single day. If its a script, how could the admins not figure it out?

[Current] Xiao Tianjing:

9494

, you cant beat him, so now youre framing my Gege, what kind of man are you!! [anger]

[Current] Falling Flower Dance: ?

[Current] Side Account 123: ??

[Current] Taste a Bite: ? Can you concentrate on playing PK?

[Current] Dont Ask when Ill Return: [shares song What Kind of Man

Jay Chou

]

There was no doubt about the outcome of the battle.

In less than ten minutes, there was only a b.l.o.o.d.y Wheats Number One Fan left on the opposite side. Mini Wheat had already been thrown to the ground by Yearning For a long time ago.

On their side, because of Xiao Tianjings fast speed, she hadnt been harmed at all. Yearning Fors health bar had also been kept completely topped up by Xiao Tianjing this entire time.

Yearning For. Wheats Number One Fan tried talking again.

The public thought he was about to start cursing him out when the other party suddenly lowered his voice. You can kill me, just let my wife go. It was my idea to not let Xiao Tianjing kill the boss, it has nothing to do with her.

Jing Huan was stunned, thinking that Wheats Number One Fan really was devoted to his wife.

But how could todays incident have nothing to do with Mini Wheat. He later remembered that Mini Wheat was a loli who had been talking with Immortal Mengmeng and them near the Unknown Realm shopkeeper that day.

Jing Huan frowned. He wasnt a naive young girl. He wasnt fooled by Wheats Number One Fan, but he wasnt sure if Yearning For wouldnt be taken in by him.

Werent all slag men central air conditioners? Warming up people around them, warming up their wife, and warming up other peoples wives

[Current] Yearning For: Only your wife can hold grievances?

The man who had always been silent had finally opened his mouth.

Throwing out this sentence, before the public could react, Yearning For stabbed out with his sword and killed Wheats Number One Fan right out of the scene, and Mini Wheat on the ground also disappeared.

Jing Huan stared at this sentence in a daze, his ears inexplicably turning warm.

When he came back to his senses, the man in black robes had put away his sword and come back to him.

They were surrounded by people, and even their sects were covered up.

[Current] Blank Snow: That was a match between the first ranked DPS and the second ranked DPS? Dull.

[Current] Youth Chasing the Wind: Blank Snow, youre wrong. Our server only has a first ranked DPS, no second rank.

[Current] Not Your Cup of Tea: NoOnly your wife can hold grievances? Why do I think this wording is a little strange?!

Xiang Huaizhi just realized that what he had just said was pretty ambiguous.

[Current] Falling Sakura: Only your wife can hold grievancesthen, my wife doesnt hold grievances?

[Current] Peachy Fate: s.h.i.+t, thats right.

[Current] Drunk in the Dusty World: f.u.c.k, it really does seem to kind of mean that?!

[Current] Xiao Tianjing: **!!! REALLY?!

[Current] Drunk in the Dusty World:

[Currently] Not Your Cup of Tea:

[Current] Blank Snow: ?

[Current] Side Account 123: Can you stop mixing in every time?

Xiang Huaizhis eyebrows slowly climbed up his forehead, and the corners of his mouth soundlessly twitched.

Then, before Xiao Tianjing could continue to spout anymore nonsense, he flew away with her.

Xiang Huaizhi originally wanted to take them to the guild scene, but since Jing Huan had quit the guild, the guild cart driver refused to come outside.

So, he took them to the Valley of Falling Flowers

The little fox fairy was very quiet. She obediently followed behind him as they flew, and even when they arrived at the waterfall of the Valley of Falling Flowers, Xiao Tianjing hadnt reacted.

Still angry?

Makes sense, after all, he had just been angry enough to try to go kill people single-handedly.

He pressed the voice key and was just about to talk

Husband~

With this coquettish and shy voice, the little fox fairy next to him placed both hands on her face, performing a shy character action.

Xiang Huaizhi coughed.

On the other side, Jing Huan himself was going to explode from shame.

But really, how to put it.

There was shame, but there was also delight.

Shame from calling out this t.i.tle, delight from finally hooking Yearning For.

Immortal Mengmeng hadnt partic.i.p.ated in this incident, so it didnt really count as having to do with Yearning For, and he could have completely ignored it.

However, he still came.

Jing Huan chuckled from the bottom of his heart. Just wait you slag man, me calling you husband will eventually take ten years off your life.

There was a long silence in his earphones, and finally there was a slight crackle of sound.

Youdont just call me that. The boys voice was hoa.r.s.e.

Jing Huan was aggrieved. But you just called me your wife.

Xiang Huaizhi retorted, I didnt call you my wife.

Jing Huan replied, Pretty much thats what you meant.

Xiang Huaizhi deflected, I did not.

That other side immediately fell silent, and a few seconds later, the small fox fairy changed her character action to crying.

It was a quick mood swing.

Xiang Huaizhi suddenly thought of something. He paused and asked, Are you better today.

What?

Jing Huan had just killed some people, so now he was in a much better mood.

Sure enough, its coolest to solve things with your fists!

Xiang Huaizhi said lightly, Your aunt.

f.u.c.k.

He was so happy that he had completely forgotten about all his nonsense yesterday.

It was too wretched for two boys to discuss this subject together. Jing Huan said uneasily, Of course Im good

la

, its already over.

Xiang Huaizhi let out an En, sound. Next time something like that happens, find me first.

Jing Huan was puzzled. But this kind of thing happens every month

ah

.

Xiang Huaizhi sighed, I meant you being bullied.

Jing Huans earphones were of good quality. When the guy breathed a bit, it felt like his breath was blowing past his ears, making his ears itch.

He raised his hand and rubbed an ear. Go find you, then will you help me vent?

Didnt I just help you vent? Xiang Huaizhi looked at the coordinates sent by the a.s.sa.s.sin, and the other three members of the team were still in the safe zone.

Then can I pay you back with my body?

Jing Huan chuckled and continued to flirt.

You like me that much? Yearning For suddenly asked.

Jing Huan was stunned for a while and then replied, Yes.

He blinked and seemed to hear a hint of something from Yearning Fors tone.

Wait What does that question mean? Are they finally going to get together?!

His plan can finally move onto the next step??

Jing Huans heart thumped with excitement, but once again Yearning For fell into silence, staying quiet for a long time.

He squashed down his emotions and called out, Gege?

At last there was a reaction. The boys tone was as usual, and he said, Understood.

Jing Huan was stunned. Understood What do you mean?

Rather than let him switch targets and start to like someone else in the game, it would be better for him to just like himself, Yearning For, Xiang Huaizhi thought.

How many online relations.h.i.+ps really worked out? The virtual element of the Internet weighed too heavily. Everything you see is the side that others want to show you. You cant even figure out the truth, let alone exchange feelings.

And If other men knew that their online girlfriend was a man, let alone accept it, hed be lucky if he didnt make an enemy for life. Lovers turning their backs on you, that was always unbearable.

Jing Huan had focused all his feelings on him. At least he wouldnt take it seriously or hurt him, and once Jing Huan met the right man

Xiang Huaizhi stopped thinking about it.

I mean that I will take responsibility for your affections. As long as youre willing, any matter you have in the game, you can come find me for help.

Jing Huan didnt even think before saying, Then I want to marry you

Except for marriage.

Xiang Huaizhi had a kind of premonition. If they got married, their relations.h.i.+p would deteriorate.

At the other end, Jing Huan held his computer cross legged and was completely puzzled.

What did this guy mean?

He said hell take responsibility for his affections, but still refused to marry him?

Then what the h.e.l.l were you taking responsibility for?

There was a crackle in his earphones, and Yearning For spoke again.

But one day, if you like someone else, Xiang Huaizhi paused and said quietly, This agreement will be void.

Jing Huans eyes widened, and he suddenly realized.

f.u.c.k! This slag man sucks!!

He doesnt want to be responsible for me, he just wants to f.u.c.king hook me and play around with me for a bit!!!

Juurensha

: Noooo, Huanhuan, actually XHZ is super sincere..

Divi

: XHZ you will eat your words soon enough. Huanhuan, hes doing this very sincerely but hes denying his feelings right now! Liking another person? XHZ was already sulking when you were with Qiufeng haha.

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sylviangatimo

:

And by

Wiji

!:

And another one of Yearning For by

Asami

!:

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